You Can't Beat It!

I'm currently helping with the advertising for a local Bike Race for Cancer, and I couldn't help but notice the irony that they wanted a special celebrity guest to participate in the race this year.

They've asked Lance Armstrong to race.
Sure, he's beaten cancer into remission, but he's also the guy that you can't beat in a race. You can race, but you will not win.

Let's hope that cancer doesn't have anything to gain from ironic symbolism.