Vote when you have a clear head...

I propose this to congress, to be incorporated before the year 2008:

All existing voting booths be sent to Iraq for free to assist in their new perfect democracy. We bring the troops home to assist with things like hurricanes and potential attacks within our own country. Let their new democracy defend their own people.

To offset the effect of not having any voting booths, we put into law that every gas pump be outfitted with a voting mechanism. On voting day everyone visits the gas pumps to select the presidency. Might as well fill 'er up while your there, so you get a clear picture of how well our country/economy is thriving under Republican rule.

You know....just to clear our heads and make a choice unaffected by single-wing newspapers, spinner tactics and propoganda television. Let's vote in an honest environment.