Internet quizzes are horribly inaccurate

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

That survey said I could take 16 five year olds in a fight.


And I think that’s bullshit.
It totally doesn’t take into account the fact that if you completely disembowel the first attacking child with your teeth in front of the entire group, that the herd will thin almost entirely out of sheer terror. Five year olds don't have a stomach for that stuff.

Sure it asks questions about the length of my relatively short arms, but it asks nothing in regards to being insanely cunning.

Bullshit.